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The current President cracked some jokes at last week’s White House Correspondents Dinner. The evening’s entertainment was comedienne Wanda Sykes, who targeted Barry with some zingers:

"The first black president. That's unless you screw up. Then it's going to be 'What's up with the half-white guy?'"

The bits I watched made it feel like a lame, tame version of a celebrity roast. Media types and comedians talk about finding it hard to poke fun at Barry. He’s so popular, and so smooth, they’re afraid to make him the butt of jokes.

Iowahawk has come to the rescue, with his Barack Obama Celebrity Roast. Here’s a milder bit from Chinese President Hu Jintao’s turn at the microphone:


And how about that Barack Obama. What a prince, huh? The most generous man in show biz.


Yep. Generous to a fault. With my money. What? You think all those big tips he throws around come out of his own pocket? Just the other day he called up and said, "hey Hu, how about spotting me a couple trillion till next tax day?" And I'm like, what, does Aunt Esther need another pair of sneakers? And he goes, "no, I got a Social Security payment due."

I'm like, dude -- what happened to that last trillion I lent you? Get this: the stupid fucker spent it on a beat up Cadillac for his union buddies.

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